hangover

just got back from a very enjoyable weekend,.. got my color to prove so.. will post pictures once i get the chance to edit them. for the mean time, hold on to your seats.. haha!

getting ready

all my bags are packed
i'm ready to go...

this line is not at all sad. in fact, the tone that i am aiming for is excited! woohoo! i am going to puerto galera this saturday. first time, first boat trip, oh, and i am so happy!

funds are scarce because we are currently renovating the house in las pinas. it's almost done and of course, i had to shoulder most of the financial needs.

either way, i will be posting pictures once we get back from the trip.

accuracy - 1.3.. whaaat??!!!!!

grabe, another post from yours truly.. haha..

last night (i think), i posted how excited i was to go to puerto galera. sobrang saya, elated talaga ang rurok ng emosyon ko kagabi, only to find out that everything will fall flat on my face.

all employees are graded according to the metrics set by the company. as a senior qa specialist, i am tasked to uphold accuracy on all reports, and in everything that i do. reports, evaluations, huddles, orientation, information for the agents, everything. i'm not saying that i am perfect. i do have lapses. most of the times, i do and i would be very honest about it. we do have this KPI roll out every quarter and this is usually where we keep our hopes up that our grade will really reach an OUTSTANDING mark.

for the first quarter of this year, however, i received a very shocking revelation. my accuracy score is 1.3 out of 5. this is the worst grade that i have received for accuracy. partly, i know that i did not do very well for january. i broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years plus my immediate superior was being a very big asshole. i keep thinking na tinira ako nito through my KPI. grabe talaga kanina, di ako maka-move on. 3 months worth of samples tapos un lang ang grade. whatever happened dun sa specialist na puro overturned scores bago na-confirm? hindi ba at naka 2 pa yata na grade un? ala na ba akong ginawang tama nung quarter na un? whatever happened sa december and february. whatever happened sa average ng unit ko????

shit. puro question mark ang utak ko ngayon. i am actually back to my old self. pinapansin ko na boss ko. i'm more than happy to accept responsibilities. pero ung balikan ako na parang wala akong ginawa na mabuti, ehem. ibang usapan na yan. bull shit talaga. sarap magwala, ipamukha na madami ring nagka- MOE pero bakit 5 pa din ung grade nila?!

sarap magwala. naipasa na sa HR ung mga grades. di ko alam kung may habol pa ako dun or what. one thing is for sure. i would get less than what a regular specialist is earning. plus the fact na may discussion sa tuesday. until then, un na ung magiging deciding factor kung magpu-puerto galera pa ako.

karma

i just finished reading a blog from a friend. i don't know her that much, nor does she to consider me such since i only met her for a very brief instance of time. on her blog, she let out most of her hatred and pent up emotions because of a relationship that went bad.

bad - kase, it did not end very well. in fact, it ended up with a third party involvement which i could say is the worst that anybody (i hope!) could imagine.

my ex and i broke up because he fell out of love and i kept thinking sana may third party na involved. para may reason akong magalit, maging bitter, and magalit sa mundo. i suffered, alright (this part will be published separately, kasi meron pang ibang reason kung bakit ako nag suffer.. hehehe). but not as much as she suffered.

every letter, word, and sentences shouted out with pain, grief, and confusion. pain kasi halos umamin yata ung guy na meron daw ibang nagugustuhan. grief kasi for a girl who loves her boyfriend dearly, sobrang sampal un. tulad nga ng sabi nya sa blog nya, halos maloka cia. confusion kasi i think anybody could tell na mahal nya ung guy pero torn din at the same time kung papatawarin ba nya, i-aacept, and ico-continue pa ung relationship.

sobrang hirap and i really feel for her. hindi awa, pero somehow, nagbo-bounce ung sakit nya eh. kahit papano, apektado ako kahit hindi applicable ung situation nya sakin. di ko nga natingnan na kung kelan pa ung post na un. baka kasi sobrang late na, gusto ko pa naman maki-comment..

to all the people na walang pakundangan manakit ng kapwa, beware. what comes around, goes around (tama ba ung motto na to? hehehe). PAG NAGBOUNCE BACK (email?) ANG KARMA, it will be a thousand times painful kesa sa na-inflict nyo na damage (pokemon? :))

travel

my department is planning on a summer outing. WE ARE GOING TO PUERTO GALERA!!! i am so excited. pers tym kase eh.. hahaha.. ngayon pa lang, nagre-ready na ako sa paggala, banana boat,swimming, snorkellng, snorkeling? hahahhahaha!!

enough, i am starting to feel stupid with too much excitement. will try to update as the planning process develops..

break it down, y'all

plan things my way

just got my starbucks planner today.. finally! it got so delayed that as a "pampalubag loob", they included a starbucks bag as well. i was not able to get a picture of it yet, but here is my planner. it's red. notebook-like. comes with a pen.



dyou think i'll be more organized? haha.. let's all hope so..

health

pick up lines

dahil may hang over pa ako ng sarah - john lloyd tandem, here are some pick up lines that you guys might find useful.. enjoy!

PICK UP LINES - GOOD & BAD......IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER:

A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM,
thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met
you."

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do
exist?

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.

(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when
you took it away (open palm while saying this).

Coffee? Tea? Me?

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're
lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

Do you have room in your life for another friend?

Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.

Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?

Does my breath smell okay?

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me
to fall in love with you.

Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!

Don't you know me from somewhere?

Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really
Beautiful"

Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I
just wanted to start a conversation with you.

Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you
ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My
jaw!

Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are
the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell
you.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you
notice that I noticed you too.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a
sparkle.

Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your
parents created such a beautiful creature.

Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?

Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?

Good news, the test results are negative!

Got me? I'll do your body good.

Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"

Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag

Guy: What's your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite.

Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side
and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.)
Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your
hand.

Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my
dreams! (works everytime)

I've seen till I gazed into your eyes

He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been
married? He: Twice.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Hey, come here often? You could, with me.

Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your
smile.

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.

Hey, haven't I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've
really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Hi. Are you cute?

Hi. Can I domesticate you?

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure
use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my
platform.

I don't know you, but I think I love you already.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving
you.

I envy your lipstick.

I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a
pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I have only three months to live.

I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty
Woman.

I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven.

I think my medication is wearing off.

I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a
sparkle.

I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after
searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in
mine, and the words, will you be mine?

If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.

If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.

If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek,
and die at your lips.

If water were beauty you'd be the ocean.

If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't
every beautiful girl named that?"

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto
you.

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the
stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they
say "yes."]

Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get

It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.

It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.

It's always good for you to see me again.

It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?]

No, but how about a kiss anyway?

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

I've been noticing you not noticing me.

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", say
"Checking to see if you were made in heaven."

Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?

Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman:(looks at you up and down) "No thank
you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in
those pants!"

Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?

Man:"Girl, you are so rude!" Girl:"How am I being rude?" Man:"Because you're
looking so fine and not telling me you're name."

Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a
footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!

May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic
personality.

Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.

Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?

Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.

Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole
my heart

Pull my finger.

Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.

Say, didn't we go to different schools together?

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Smile if you want me!.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to
stalk you?

That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank
you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me about you is your name.

There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you
are.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really
this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk
about it."

Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to
make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."

Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar
bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on
half of it and hand it to them. Then say, "how about you call me tomorrow
and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?"

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like
you!

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince)
like you.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!

What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.
(switch if female asking a male)

What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height,
blue eyes, etc...

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

What would you do if I kissed you right now?

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off.
Hey, it's not coming off!

What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"

What's your sign?

When God made you, he was showing off.

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I
want to be a part.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most
beautiful things in the world

When's our wedding date?

(While looking at stars) Baby, I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight,
the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.

Who's your daddy?

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break
and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave....

Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up
lines, so why dont' you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past
all that....?"

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You are not a woman, you are an essence

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your
family.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women
look really bad.

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

You look just like my mother.

You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!

You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So
what's one more??

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.

You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.

You MUST have a nice personality.

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!

You Say: Looks like we're late." She Says: "For what?" You Say: "For dinner.

Your choice this time, I'm buying."

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from
afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.

Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!

Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

Your eyes have touched my soul

You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon

all the single ladies

last night, my friends and i went to megamall to watch a movie. Jak and I were somehow very interested to watch You Changed My Life. Rney tagged along because she always supports what we want and of course, crush din nya c john lloyd.. hehe.. so off we went but we really did not have much pictures as no one would hold the camera..







after the movie, we went to the food court to eat. while deciding, we started goofing off.. :)







we finally decided to eat at seafood grill. their sea-nigang is yummy!



and of course, i did not go home empty handed.. should have also watched confessions of a shopaholic

mountaineering club

we recently had these clubs at the office. i joined mountaineering and photography. i am excited about the mountaineering club because they gave us a brief preview of what to expect. here they are..

1. travel to exciting places.
i like this part because i am what you guys would call "pagat sa gala". i rarely go out and as they promised, we would climb mt. maculot in batangas first. then camarines sur, then mindoro. such promise of adventure!

2. i get to meet new people
as there were very few of us during the so- called general assembly, i was given the impression that a lot of other members were missing. some were still taking in calls, and some were in a meeting. these are people who are very different from each other and it would be interesting to mingle and meet them all.

3. pictures, pictures, and more pictures
ciempre, since this is gala galore, i expect to put my camera to good use. new places, new view, new me? hehe.. wala lang, may masabi lang

4. the promise of losing a few pounds
mountain climbing and/ or hiking involves a lot of physical work. i should lose weight in doing so, and since losing weight is my initial objective why i took boxing, then i'm all for the well being of my health and figure.. haha!

one afternoon session

my friends at the office and i enrolled in a boxing gym. we usually do 2 or 3 sessions a week, depending on our availability and financial capabilities. this afternoon, the biggest batch so far went ahead and boxed to our delight (delight is equivalent to and hour and a half since that is the time limit for the whole session, :)). here are some wacky shots from our lovable ruth delos santos..









and before i forget, here are the trainers..







and lastly, some group shots. it's such a shame that jeff, pj, and aileen were not there..

art

this is the latest addition. the artist told me that tattoos are addictive. i think he is right. the only part that i don't like is the pain. and it would be impossible to get something this good without the pain. i'm planning on getting one on the lower back, but it may take a while before i decide to get it.